Band Questionnaire

Got this from Tumblr and the credit link goes to this livejournal account. http://l-b-r-h.livejournal.com/
It's a lot to read but I thought it was really funny.

Kyan Yutaka

Nickname: Golden Bomber Kyan Yutaka
Gender: Miwa-san
Birthdate: 1985/03/15
Blood type: B-type.
Place where you appear frequently: “Viva Home”
Occupation: Other
Occupation details: the guitarist who can’t play guitar and video editor and the chief of making stage properties

My Profile
Birthplace (native place): Visual Kei rock band
Place of living: Tokyo
Occupation: Other
Marital status: Not married
School/university: Kinbaku Vocational School, Stage Properties Department, Cardboard as course of study
Homepage: http://sound.jp/g_b/

Standart questions
Strong point: I can make anything from cardboard
Weak point: Glass heart
The thing you can be proud of: Once I had thrown away 40.000 yen by mistake (※this seems true, Kyan mentioned it a few times)
The thing you are into recently: I want to get into Fukuzawa Yukichi’s ugliness
What do you do first after getting home? Head banging
Average sleeping time: 3 hours to 15 hours
Favourite phrase? I’m a passing lipstealer
How often do you update blog? Everybody Pucchin (※Pucchin is pudding)
What do you write in blog? About love and world peace
What is your fetish? Fluffy squishy things
Favourite motto? Gaps in heart, I cover them (※from black humour manga/anime “Warau Salesman” by Fujiko F. Fujio. the quote was written on business card of one of heroes)
Things you collect? Fan letters
Are you S? Are you M? T-shirts are size S
What is the type? Miwa-san is my type

Likes and dislikes
Favourite food: Sushi, high-calorie food
Hated food: Light-calorie food
Favourite sport: Baseball, I like basketball, I’m bad at football
Favourite manga: Kochi Kame
Favourite magazine: Gab.
Favourite book: Moeyo Ken (※”Burn, o sword!” by Ryōtarō Shiba)
Favourite film: Roman Holiday, Princess Mononoke, Sorinokoshita Natsu
Favourite TV program: SC24 Kinbaku TV
Favourite song: Yoitomake no Uta (※originally sung by Akihiro Miwa, “Yoitomake no Uta” (Day laborers’ song) is a very famous song, which depicts workers who supported Japan at its (postwar) foundation)
Favourite game: FF7
Favourite place: Anywhere, if only I could be with you
Favourite animal: Monkey-san
Favourite way to spend holiday: Roman Holiday
Favourite phrase: Silence, boy! What can you do for San? (※quote from “Princess Mononoke”)
The type you like: Miwa-san
The type you hate: Mi… (※written as first kanji of Miwa)

Other
If you had only one wish granted, what would it be? I want to become Spiderman
You’re happy when you’re doing what? When I’m eating sushi
The thing you wouldn’ give up no matter what? Hamachi (※fish, japanese yellowtail amberjack)
In previous existence, what do you think you’ve been? Miwa-san
The thing you want to be in bentou no matter what? Sushi


Kiryuuin Shou
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Nickname: Kirisho
Gender: Kiss Me
Birthdate: 1984/06/20 26 years old, B-type, without an occupation, hunchback
Blood type: Cooperative, not selfish, strict to himself, able to effectively plan future, not doing things at his own pace, kind, recently rare to find ideal B-type man.
Place where you appear frequently: living room
Occupation: Other
Occupation details: no particular details

Self-introduction
Kiss me! (^-^)

My Profile
Birthplace: Museum of sex
Place of living: Tokyo
Occupation: Other
Marital status: Not married
School/university: Demolished
Homepage: http://sound.jp/g_b/

Standart questions
Hobby: Divorce
Strong point: Earnesty
Weak point: Serial adultery
The thing you can be proud of: If it was with you, I could die
The thing you are getting into recently: Well, I’m already in
What do you do first after getting home? Water a girl (※like water a flower)
Average sleeping time: 18,5 hours
Favourite phrase? This is a known movie
How often do you update blog? When I want
What do you write in blog? Usually I write useful underhanded tricks
What is your fetish? No lies here, knee-high (※stockings)
Favourite motto? Careless big family
Things you collect? Revolvers
Are you S? Are you M? Anyway, I want to have sex in any case


Likes and dislikes
Favourite food: Small breasts
Hated food: Cobra
Favourite sport: Gravure appreciation (※gravure means ero-photos without nudity)
Favourite male star: Miwa-san
Favourite female star: Miwa-san
Favourite artist: Egashira 2:50 (※Japanese comedian)
Favourite manga: Short stories about love
Favourite magazine: sabra (※men’s magazine like Maxim or FHM)
Favourite film: Dr. Michael High School Warriors Great Battle II
Favourite TV program: A-Onna E-Onna (※late night program)
Favourite game: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Favourite brand: Goruchea Gappanu
Favourite car: Lecherous woman’s sexy cajolery (※cajolery is made of “mouth” and “car” in Japanese)
Favourite place: Second-hand manga store
Favourite animal: Lover
Favourite way to spend holiday: Visiting “nude” cafes
Favourite color: male homosexuality (※which is written in Japanese as “man’s colour”)
Favourite phrase: Kiryuuin-san, I really like you, please go out with me.
The type you like: Interesting people
The type you hate: Boring people

Other
If you had only one wish granted, what would it be? I want my overthinking brain tissue to be changed so that I could easily enjoy life
You’re happy when you’re doing what? When I can talk a little with the person I like
The thing you wouldn’ give up no matter what? Nothing particular. I can take anything (^-^)
The place you want to go on a date? [City] Ward council
What if you have won a lottery? I doubt it
People whom you respect? MALICE MIZER, GACKT and a lot of other people
In previous existence, what do you think you’ve been? Maybe the pork I’m eating now
In the world’s last day what will you do? The world is already ending
Favourite blog? Numeri
What animal can you compare yoursef with? Lecherous beast’s academy
You reward yourself with? 315 yen spend on mobile app game (detective kind)
The time you feel happiness? When I read love letters (fan letters)
The thing that deeply moved you lately? Beef tongue is yummy!!
What did you want to become as a child? Horiemon (※Japanese entrepreneur who founded Livedoor)
The thing you can say at this point? Nappa! (※Nappa is DragonBall character)
The model of phone? Pink. Broken
The thing you want to be in bentou no matter what? Yoshizawa Akiho (※AV-actress, Kirisho likes her very much)
You would be reborn as? Pork
What is your current ringtone? Mariah Carey’s “残-ZAN” (※”ZAN” is Dir en Grey song)
What do you want to challenge? Become a light man
What do you want the most now? Mental freedom
Where do you want to travel at the moment? Go with 20 female college students on an onsen bus tour
What is the necessary thing you have to have with you? Personality
What could you eat every day for one month? Eraser
Your addiction? LSD (game)


Darvish Kenji

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Nickname: Darvish Kenji
Gender: Kabuki
Birthdate: 1980/11/28 0.00 hours
Blood type: From the childhood time I dreamt to become a professional baseball player.
Place where you appear frequently: Tokyo Dome infield bleachers
Occupation: Freeter

My Profile
Birthplace: I’m the shame of Fukuoka citizens
Place of living: Kanagawa
Occupation: Freeter
School/university: Some time ago it ceased to exist

Standart questions
Hobby: Championship parades
Strong point: When I get angry, I’m not scary
Weak point: I don’t know how to get angry
The thing you can be proud of: Like that of a horse (※meaning big dick)
The thing you are into recently: Triumphant return
What do you do first after getting home? Safety bunt (※or drag bunt, baseball)
Average sleeping time: Like that of a horse
Favourite phrase? Supporting foreigner (※baseball: this is how foreign baseball players are called in Japan)
What do you write in blog? The ways I’m cheated by women
What is your fetish? The smell of toy poodles’ ears
Favourite motto? I’m learning by being cheated by women
Things you collect? Money and women and “Jounetsu Tairiku” (※a series of documentaries on TV about people who play an active role in different fields of work)

Likes and dislikes
Favourite food: Red Bull, Nature Made, GINZA CURRY Medium Hot, Clorets
Hated food: Sashimi (I hate fatty tuna), liver, people who are bad to stay with
Favourite sport: Nature Made (Supplement)
Favourite male star: SASUKE all star (※Sasuke is TV program)
Favourite female star: Nature Made (Supplement) (※I don’t exactly know if this could be a pun, but “Nature Made” can be also read as “Nature Maid”)
Favourite artist: Berryz Koubou, C-ute
Favourite manga: Naruto
Favourite magazine: Gekkan Kurume (※”Kurume Monthly”, Kurume is a city in Fukuoka)
Favourite book: It’s embarassing so I can’t tell (※he means ero-magazines)
Favourite film: War films
Favourite TV program: Naruto Shippuden, SASUKE
Favourite game: Samurai Warriors and Dynasty Warriors
Favourite brand: Mizuno, Descente, Nike, Slugger, Under Armour (※all are sportswear brands)
Favourite car: Horse
Favourite place: Fashion Centre Shimamura
Favourite animal: Toy poodle
Favourite way to spend holiday: To watch puppies at a pet shop
Favourite color: Light blue underwear
Favourite phrase: Ukeru〜 (※”catching”, “receiving”)
The type you like: Kindness is a sin.
The type you hate: I don’t like moody people very much (*ﾟ.ﾟ)ゞ

Other
If you had only one wish granted, what would it be? I want to fall in love
You’re happy when you’re doing what? Handling infield grounder (※baseball)
The thing you wouldn’t give up no matter what? If it would be wanted, I’ll give up
The place you want to go on a date? To take [her] to a place where there is noone and kiss
What if you have won a lottery? I would share it with neighbours
People whom you respect? People who work hard.
In previous existence, what do you think you’ve been? Channeled applesnail’s eggs
In the world’s last day what will you do? Lariat (※professional wrestling move)
What animal can you compare yoursef with? Toy poodle
You reward yourself with? 100 sit-ups
The time you feel happiness? When I sing enka (※traditional Japanese ballad)
The thing that deeply moved you lately? For some reason the time when I got buldge between the legs
What did you want to become as a child? The baseball manager of the primary school [team]
The thing you can say here only? I’m not very good at reading and writing
The model of phone? PHS portable phone (※Kenji has bought iPhone 4 some time ago)
The thing you want to be in bentou no matter what? Thai Rice
You would be reborn as? Thai Rice
The most expensive thing you’ve bought so far? Momotarou Land (※video game, Momotaro Densetsu)
What is your current ringtone? Mokkori Hachimangu (※Buldge Shrine of the God of War. this doesn’t make much sense actually, Japanese fans also asked Kenji what did he mean by that and he couldn’t answer)
What do you want to challenge? Lasik
What do you want the most now? Left mirror for the bike
Where do you want to travel at the moment? Kyoto and Nara
What is the necessary thing you have to have with you? Supplement (Nature Made)
What could you eat every day for one month? Big Mac
Your addiction? I love McDonalds
Favourite baseball team? Pacific League “Saitama Seibu Lions”, Central League “Hanshin Tigers”
Your long throw? 100 metres


Utahiroba Jun

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Nickname: Golden Bomber Utahiroba Jun

Standart questions
Hobby: If I was forced to tell, ikemen admiration
Strong point: Un, I don’t know myself
Weak point: Extremely low level of human efficiency (someday it will become a strong point!)*
The thing you can be proud of: From older days I have a very good fortune
The thing you are into recently: The Prince of Tennis musical, Cinnamoroll
What do you do first after getting home? I put songs from “Prince of Tennis” musical as BGM and sing along
Average sleeping time: about 6 hours I think
Favourite phrase? (after doing something outstanding) As one would expect, this is Utahiroba-san!
How often do you update blog? I write at least once a day
What do you write in blog? A lot of daily this and that
What is your fetish? Showy hair color?
Favourite motto? The line I’ve seen, “Noone can lie to themselves”, something like that, I think (※the line is from Prince of Tennis “One” song by Kikumaru Eiji, “Cause in the end, surely, noone can lie to themselves, so Be the One”)
Things you collect? Cinnamon goods, Nishi Keiko-san manga, oshare things
Are you S? Are you M? If I had to say, I have do-S nature
What type? Dissolving when put in sulfuric acid type

Likes and dislikes
Favourite food: Cream caramel, Pirukuru (※lactic acid bacteria beverages), Happitan (※crackers), Shichimi tōgarashi (※Japanese spice mixture containing seven ingredients)
Hated food: Sour kind of seasoning
Favourite sport: Marathon (※marathon training in physical education classes)
Favourite male star: Ryouhei Matsuda, Matsumoto Jun, Kano Eiko
Favourite female star: Dan Rei, Wao Youka, Yurika (※Dan Rei and Wao Youka are Takarazuka actresses, Yurika is “Koakuma Ageha” magazine model)
Favourite artist: Calm people with no common sense (“Odayaka de hijoushiki na hito”) (※google gives only one link except Jun’s blog, no idea if this is really a name of a band or general description. I guess the latter)
Favourite manga: Keiko Nishi, Maki Kusumoto, Ebine Yamaji
Favourite magazine: Bungeishunju, Koakuma ageha, Arukadia
Favourite book: Shimada Masahiko, Murakami Ryuu
Favourite film: Korean movies
Favourite TV program: Come to think of it I don’t watch TV
Favourite song: Sparkling songs
Favourite game: Hmm, a one-on-one fighting game? Oh, Pop’n Music!
Favourite brand: Bourbon
Favourite car: The car you can drive in for a long time without getting tired (because tours are tough)
Favourite place: Dazzling places, where there are a lot of people
Favourite animal: Lion, elephant, animals, which are bigger than me
Favourite way to spend holiday: Anything, if I get up early and go out for a walk in the morning
Favourite color: Gold, silver, black, yellow, purple
Favourite phrase: The fact that you woke up is alltogether good thing
The type you like: Vigorous people
The type you hate: Swaggering only in a group, indifferent outside the group people, who pretend

Other
If you had only one wish granted, what would it be? For all the cockroaches in the world to stop existing
You’re happy when what happens? When during the live I get a lot of “saki” (※furi hand movement)
The thing you wouldn’ give up no matter what? Two-tone? Maybe?
The place you want to go on a date? I have no idea, really
What if you have won a lottery? I would go to Pyurorando… Ah, this is the date question answer (※Sanrio Puroland)
People whom you respect? Independent people who rely on themselves
In previous existence, what do you think you’ve been? Somehow I have a feeling that I was inanimate object
In the world’s last day what will you do? A, I suddenly thought that comparing to what to do, more important thing is whom will you spend it with.
What animal can you compare yoursef with? Dog? Maybe?
You reward yourself with? Occassionally I buy accessories
The time you feel happiness? During the live there are a lot of such moments
The thing that deeply moved you lately? The onemans were sold out
What did you want to become as a child? To work at a flower shop or bakery, because they smell nice
The thing you can say here only? I’m easily moved to tears and often cry (※do-S nature, you say?)
The model of phone? au (※iPhone now)
The thing you want to be in bentou no matter what? Ikemen
You would be reborn as? Transcedent beautiful girl in glasses or something?
The most expensive thing you’ve bought so far? Room (but for rent)
What is your current ringtone? I don’t have ringtone
What do you want to challenge from now on? To make friends
What do you want the most now? Reflexes (Because it’s obvious that after reaching a peak you have to get down)
Where do you want to travel at the moment? In a travel or in a tour, I would like to go to unexplored places
What is the necessary thing you have to have with you? Mobile (to check mixi and blog)
What could you eat every day for one month? Onigiri or sandwhich or things like that, which you can eat with one hand only
Your addiction? Doki × 2 Waku × 2 (※Doki Doki Waku Waku)

*”Extremely low level of human efficiency” is the expression Jun uses for situations when he is absent-minded or awkward e.g. when he missed his bus, or forgot to do something, or can’t remember something. Jun used this expression to describe himself.